Amy Schumer has mastered the art of texting people you don't want to see

Amy Schumer has a funny way of texting.

The foul-mouthed funny lady has a penchant for posting some of her text conversations on Instagram. The comic's deadpan conversation responses and borderline bullying of Colin Quinn undoubtedly bring ample snorting from Schumer's followers.

Poor Colin Quinn, but terrific hilarity at the expense of Colin Quinn. So if you're looking to get her into her close-knit circle of besties, you better tailor your response expectations to "Rejection."

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